"when you said your last goodbye i died a little bit inside i lay in tears in bed all night alone without you by my side but if you loved me why'd you leave me?" chapters in the beginning may be carroty, they were written in 2012. COMPLETED, SEQUEL COMING NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2014.

When college senior Casandra June steps in for her sick roommate to interview prominent businessman Donald Trump for their campus paper, little does she realize the path her life will take. Donald, as enigmatic as he is rich and powerful, finds himself strangely drawn to Cas, and she to him. Though sexually inexperienced, Ana plunges headlong into an affair -- and learns that Donald's true sexual proclivities push the boundaries of pain and pleasure. (This is NOT supposed to be exactly like 50 Shades of Grey. I haven't read it myself, but I thought this would be funny to make. This is a parody, so the scenes are supposed to be cringey.)