Gabriel and Beelzebub are 'fraternizing'. Aziraphale and Crowley talk about it. Something goes very, very sour. And then Crowley decides to play a ruthless prank.

As the title states, this book will be used for prompts for the ineffable husbands week. They will most likely not be in date, but I will make the effort to have something for each prompt. I doubt each chapter will be very long but they will all have a minimum of 1,000 words. (This is the SFW variant of the challenge/activity because I cannot write smut to save my life, therefore the NSFW version would be a waste on my page) Word Count: 25,970

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A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

Crowley and Aziraphale fall in love slowly over the course of this slow burn story. Prepare for broken hearts, tears. I don't own the cover art.

Just a bunch of oneshots with ineffable husbands and a pinch of ineffable bureaucracy. Contains: Fluff Angst Maybe a smutshot or two Some crack And lots of Ineffable husbands *FINISHED*

Certain that they will no longer be bothered, Crowley and Aziraphale meet to dine at The Ritz, where they make a big decision in their lives- to move in together. What will happen when an angel and a demon both share the same house?...

𝙤𝙠𝘼𝙔 𝙎𝙊 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘿 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙀, 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 6. 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜, 𝙄 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 1-5 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩- The title says it all, my dudes. Slow updates by the way so- Y e a h Just a disclaimer, I DO take requests, but I can only do so much that I may not do it exactly to your liking. For example: If I dont do your request/idea, I'm deeply sorry about it. Please dont feel bad. I liked the story behind it, but I just couldnt get my mind set on it. I will NOT do a Aziraphale/Crowley x Reader. It's not that I hate it, I'm just not very comfortable with the idea of it. You read what you like, I'm just not very fond of (insert character name here) x Reader. I will NOT do a Female!Crowley x Aziraphale or Female!Aziraphale x Crowley, because sometimes I'm not comfortable with using a ship to make one male into a permanent female. I will NOT do any other ship outside of Aziraphale x Crowley. This book has to be just about our Ineffable Husbands Started: June 6th, 2019 Finished:

One shots kinda? Would an angel survive a demons wrath? The answer? It's complicated. Trust me, Aziraphale has been trying for centuries to learn what makes that one vein in Crowley's neck pulse. Not that he particularly wanted to tick Crowley off. But when he finds himself pinned against any number of walls, trapped in one of his demons deathly glares and listening to the growls that rumble from deep within the dark angel's chest... He just can't help himself from trying at it again, and again, and again. Until he finally figures out what breaks him. Anything to close the gap...

Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)