An Abundance of Booties
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When it comes to body parts, Kawltanqua Bootisha's type happens to be booties. And when it comes to booties, Kawltanqua is always getting let down. You see, Kawltanqua is a booty finder. He scours the land finding the best booties on the planet. Sadly, there aren't many good booties where he lives. On a road trip miles from home, this booty-searcher finds himself in some unheard of town with only his booty material and his cray-cray best friend. Kawltanqua is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Finding Bootylicious Booties, which he hopes will predict the future of and booty-finding, and finally find THE BOOTY. Will Kawltanqua ever find the elusive booty? Will he ever finish his Booty Theorem and become the famous booty finder he always dreamed of being? Find out in An Abundance of Booties.