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In a world where shoes are not always tied and real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies....is you, a girl with a destiny. Not just any destiny, but THE destiny. The destiny to rule them all.... Ha, just kidding. You aren't that special. Enter, ~~~~~ Knight; accident prone, shit out of luck, and with a slight foul mouth and arguable common sense. Somehow surviving a plane crash, you wake up in Radiant Garden, home to your favorite and least favorite video game characters. As one would imagine, shenanigans ensue, romance is had, and shit gets mighty real.

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX

When the guardians face an enemy more dangerous than ever, it's time to form the Big Five-- Rapunzel, Hiccup, Merida, Elsa, and Jack Frost. But will these five heroes get along and defeat Pitch? Or will their friendship crumble apart? Join the Big Five in an adventure filled with action, mystery, horror, drama, and...romance? -CONTAINS SPOILERS (ROTG & Frozen especially) ~*~ est. jan 2014 // completed aug. 2014 ~*~ WARNING: I wrote this when I was much younger so I'm sorry when you read the cringey parts ahhh ~*~ Manip credit on cover: 1JoyDreamer on deviantart ~*~ jelsa x mericcup x eugunzel ~*~ Highest rank: #1 jelsa [WATTYS 2014]

Heart attacks happen to other people #thingsIthoughtweretrue When Morgan's mom gets sick, it's hard not to panic. Without her mother, she would have no one—until she finds out the dad who walked out on her as a baby isn't as far away as she thought... Adam is a stuck-up, uptight jerk #thingsIthoughtweretrue Now that they have a summer job together, Morgan's getting to know the real Adam, and he's actually pretty sweet...in a nerdy-hot kind of way. He even offers to go with her to find her dad. Road trip, anyone? 5000 Twitter followers are all the friends I need #thingsIthoughtweretrue With Adam in the back seat, a hyper chatterbox named Amy behind the wheel, and plenty of Cheetos to fuel their trip, Morgan feels ready for anything. She's not expecting a flat tire, a missed ferry, a fake girlfriend...and that these two people she barely knew before the summer started will become the people she can't imagine living without. “A Twitter-obsessed teen gets some real friends in this appealing story about family and friendship . . . Well done, sensitive and real.” – Kirkus “[A] romantic road-trip story . . . [with a] theme that one's expectations rarely match up with life's realities.” – Publishers Weekly I’m so excited to be able to share an a Wattpad Exclusive extended teaser. I will be posting new chapters on WEDNESDAYS, and I hope you enjoy! If you’re dying to find out what else Morgan thought was true, you can purchase the print or digital book from a bookstore or online soon! I’d love to hear what things YOU thought were true in your live – please comment and let me know. Enjoy!

"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."

Dear You, I know I always rant, but I like to give advice too. If you ever need help, I'm the one you come to. Lots of love, -genie_us xx x (Note: my updates are rather irregular, so don't fully rely on my advice if you ask for an answer. Apologies for that! X)

Elsa Arendelle, a reserved and shy girl, moves to her aunt's house in Brooklyn and studies in Brooktown High with her sister, Anna Arendelle after the death of their parents. In school, Elsa has a hard time finding friends and feels invisible and unwelcome. She stumbles upon a popular group called The Big Four with Rapunzel Corona, Merida DunBroch, Hiccup Haddock and Jack Frost. This group has the looks, the smarts and the charm. Just like any other teenage group. But will they let Elsa in? Will Elsa let herself in? Will Elsa have a high school she'll never forget? Or will she be invisible as she thinks she is?

Disastrous dates to avoid.