A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

COMPLETE (fem!dan!jock!phil!) (journal entries) "...this boy loved sitting underneath the cherry blossom trees, reading poetry, while drinking white roseberry tea."

In which a boy with pastel pink flower crowns and a boy with a dark attitude become friends to prove everyone wrong *pastel!artist!phil *punk!musician!dan

Dan Howell is capable of identifying the relationship a person has with somebody simply by touching the bare skin of each of the individuals. By using his fingertips, the teenager is able to find out the feelings that the people have for each other and the labels that they use for one another. Dan begins to grow comfortable with using his power on anybody and everybody, but when Phil Lester enters his life, he discovers his exception. Also, yes, the hands on the cover are Dan and Phil's actual hands. Highest rankings: number one in #phanfic, #phanfiction, #phandom, #danieljameshowell, #philiplester, and #danandphilfanfic.

"Stop!" "I won't hurt you," "Come any closer and I'll jump!"

Dan, depressed and anorexic, gave up on speaking years ago. He was lost in alcohol and loneliness until a black haired boy showed up and broke the silence. [trigger warning; depression, anxiety and anorexia/bulimia] - this story is from a german girl, who's not fluently speaking english

Trigger Warning: physical/mental abuse "You are the mistake that ruined my life"

" my tea's gone cold ; i'm wondering why i got out of bed at all " --- {TRIGGER WARNING- SUICIDE}

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

Dan is trans and Phil is gender fluid.