"So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!

The name's Chaos. Chaos Killbourne to be exact. People call me reckless, but they're wrong. I'm more like the perfect storm. Destroy an entire city with a single glance? I can do that. Wipe mankind off the face of the earth once and for all? I can do that too. Born to lead a revolt of epic proportions so the Dark Ones can rise up and rule the world is my destiny. Refusing to follow direct orders and become a weapon of mass destruction is my downfall. Cursed by fate, I'm currently on a collision course to form the perfect union in order to balance my explosive supernatural powers before I self-destruct, and take the planet with me. There's just one tiny problem. Once formed the union can never be broken. With a bad attitude and an even worse temper I can't be tamed. Not that I have time to worry about my love life, of course. I'm just trying to make it through high school in one piece. All I know for sure is that the future of mankind rests in my hands, which really pisses me off. I never asked to save the world. After all, I was born to destroy it. Copyright © 2014 ~ Somerlea All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from the author. Cover Art by Photographer Marcus Ranum.

Misunderstood and overmedicated, twelve-year-old Lilith Bloom finds the prospect of a grand family reunion decidedly dull... That is, until she discovers that the rose garden surrounding her grandfather's Berlin mansion is, well, completely and utterly carnivorous. Armed with Panther, her talking pet whippet, and the help of the mute boy next door, Lilith must unravel the secrets behind the mysterious estate, all while her family remains gloriously unaware that they are about to be devoured.

Feel alone? I do. Ever since 'The Fall' I, along with all the other outcasts, have been stuck on earth. We're bound by human laws, but that doesn't mean we follow them; I mean we're stuck here so we have to have fun somehow, and normally that means breaking the law. Incase you hadn't picked this up yet, I'm an angel; came from Heaven, where I once was a 'soldier', a defender of God and his kingdom, but I didn't pick a side. I really fucking regret not choosing a side, even though I'm still not 100% sure which side I would choose. Sound like an average teenager that all parents complain about? Well I'm probably the equivalent of that, but 200 million times worse. Oh, right, I almost forgot to introduce myself, my name is Ainslee Brae; currently I have the human form of a girl in her mid 20's, but uh, I'm a hell of a lot older than that. Wanna know about my life, then I guess you're gonna have to keep reading; cause this is only the beginning, do you think you can handle it?

He was Dan Howell, a full time youtuber and a university drop out. She was Lia, a trainwreck living in London. When two very different but yet very similar worlds collide, does everything fit itself together or fall apart? follow my twitter for weirdness: @zoeishere