Stuff I write when I'm drunk.

An alternate story/oneshot where instead of tubbo getting blasted by the firework, it backfires and techno is the one who falls... please omg I just did this for no reason I wanted to make angst

The Blade is tired and sad :[

Crowley and Aziraphale return to earth only to find that people have powers called "quirks" now. In order to find out more, They become teachers at UA high school. What could possibly go wrong?

Kindergarten 2 fan fiction. Teddy was many things. Stupid. The Spare. The Dumb Twin. And more. But he was sure his family still loved him. They just... had a weird way of showing it. He realized the truth however when his brother Felix threw him down a hole and poured spiders on him. However, what if Nugget DIDN'T bury him? What if instead, Nugget helped Ted escape from the hole and Ted lives with him and his family? (Cover art does not belong to me, I don't know who it belongs to, but they are amazing and talented!)

'The wizarding worlds' beloved Boy-Who-Lived has gone missing! That's right folks, this reporter has discovered that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, had placed the infant Harry Potter with magic hating muggles! And those very muggles have misplaced our dear hero! What will be done in the face of such tragedy?' "Well, she certainly knows how to work people up, doesn't she? Although this might be a problem later." Black eyes, that glint emerald green in the light, stare unblinkingly at the newspaper in front of him. "Indeed she does. We'll deal with it soon enough."

I'm tired but I'm trying ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

About 20% of the human population has superpowers called abilities. A school was established to teach these superpowered people. Most were from the ages of 10 to 17. Virgil Greenwald was sent due to his ability of shaddow control and travel. Roman Grace was sent due to his ability of creation. Logan Counterman was sent becaue of his seeing the future ability. And Patton Sponholz went because of his ability of seeing soulmates. These four boys that seem to be unconnected are connected to one another in ways that no one could truly understand.

When Marinette wakes up in a gender-altered reality, she is left confused and panicked. Everyone around her is the exact opposite gender of what she remembered them to be. Not to mention, they're all in search of her male counterpart. Will she ever get to return home? How will people react when their heroine leaves? Started: June 1, 2018 Ended: -

I have no idea where this is going