soooooo I've been reading a shit tone of penny x reader stories and it's got me in the mood to make another one! This will be diffrent than my first one and the second one (which was basically about Dez and amber. it sucked but don't worry this will make up for it!) The plot will be basically the same, you know spoofy sexy clown and you. I will say one thing tho, it will be more violent and maybe more smutty ;) ;) ;) :) soo, read to know the whole thing!

MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea pig. When their beloved town of Vortville is attacked by an army of brain-warping Freaky Fuzzy toys, Nort implants Chip with a microchip that instantly turns him into a real live secret agent! Will they be able to save the town... or will the microchip fritz out?! (ALERT: Check out TWO SEQUELS to this book right here on Wattpad! Just click on my name, and you'll find it.) If you like the Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants books, you'll love My Best Friend Is a Secret Agent! Hilariously illustrated, this middle grade chapter book is a comic romp full of action and adventure for any reader - children, tweens, teens... and beyond! This funny spy story is the first in a series so if you like it, there's more to come!

In The Year 2018 Earth Was As It Always Was. It Was Filled To The Brim With Insecure People Who Did Nothing But Take Shots At Others So They Could Feel Better About Themselves. But In Older Times (More Specifically The 1960s-1990s) Demons Were A Very Prominent Species That Came To Earth To Destroy All That They Saw As Lesser Beings. Demon Hunters Came Into The Picture And They Were Considered Legends Among The Human Race. But During The Late 90s Demon Hunters Seemed To Have Disappeared Into The Shadows. One Fateful Day In A City With No Name A Horrific Demon Infestation Began And All Of The City's Population Were Brutally Murdered, All But One. The "Protagonist" Of This Story Jeremy Hegara Is A Lone Seventeen Year Old Who (Like All Teenagers) Is The Edgiest Boi On The Planet (Well, Maybe Not THE Edgiest, But Close). He Lost His Parents, He Lost His Home (In More Ways Than One) And He Lost Most Of His Moral Decency. He May Not Be An "All-Mighty Chosen One". But He And His Laser-Gun Mendacium Are Quite A Force To Be Reckoned With. Watch As He Goes To New Places, Maybe Save The World And Meet A Bunch Of Dark Humoured Douchebags Along The Way. (The creator of the new cover art has chosen to stay anonymous)