In my opinion this shit is worse than the hat fic. Read at your own discretion bitches

Based on true moments in Gerard and Shrek's life. COMPLETED

"Who is Doot you may hoot?" well "doot is like poot" a twin yes i know that didnt rhyme, but i was eating key lime it is an excuse, i am not a moose if you may want to learn more on doot, read this story about doot, who likes raisins and dried fruit. DR SUESS SHOULD BE JEALOUS

I regret all living choices