*PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION FULLY* --------- 2024 EDIT: I've been busy with college, but as of writing this a lot of chapters have been re-written & I need to polish them up before updating entirely. There are a LOT of aspects of this book that have been genuinely hard to re-do, and I haven't kept up with object shows since 2021(?), so I have no idea of how any of the characters act anymore which only adds to my frustration & difficulty. I'm sorry if any of this book comes off as gross or offensive, it was a different time and I was a child who didn't know what they were writing in the moment. :,/ Thank you for reading, even in 2024 when Ao3 is the superior website. I'll see you guys soon. ❤ --------- You need Mesothelioma to read this. --------- Welcome to the billionth BFB oneshot book! --------- ~HIGHEST RANKS:~ #2 in BFDI #9 in objectshows #17 in bfb