Don't lie. He's weird. He's egoistic. And finally the worst yet he's male. It sucks to be his sister- I mean not his sister. *nervous laugh* imagine what Artemis has to go through. So painful and stressful. (I don't own Percy Jackson,that is the son of hermes- no completely regular*ahm* mortal. None of this actually happens. *more nervous laughing*)

Cause why not?

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THIS IS A TOTALLY SERIOUS REAL FAN FIC (mostly for comedy..

Exactly what it sounds like.