Dirk Strider is an artist, a loner artist with a penchant for drawing and skipping class. Dirk had also a nihilistic view of the world which is why he never does his homework and skips school frequently. For him everthing was just an illusion...but it all changed when he met the photographer Jake English... //and was kind of based in a movie .. xD //

John Egbert is just a normal boy without a voice, and his life is suddenly changed when he becomes the target of a blood-thirsty Dave Strider, who's interest becomes peaked after nearly killing the little one, and a bromance begins between the two. Honhonhon, will the bromance stay a bromance? Or will it become something else entirely? [It starts out with John at six years old for a backstory, but it will only last for one chapter. He will end up being sixteen]

((I got this idea from a post on tumblr.I do not own Homestuck,it belongs to the dark lord Andrew Hussie. Covert art is not mine)) Dave Strider lives in a world where everyone is born with Heterochromia. Their eyes don't match until the have met their soulmate. Will Dave find his? Read to find out!

It's difficult enough for a young mutant prince to choose between the hand of the princess of the sea dwellers and the prince of humans. Add one begrudgingly attractive assassin and a handful of curveballs and you've got yourself one hell of an issue. I know there will be some misconception, but this is not a "Karkat is a highblood now" story. All of that will be explained. Just know that he is still a mutant blood and the rest will come later. Enjoy~

john gets framed for 5 murders and sent to jail for life. his cousin jake is there for 27 years. john is an innocent boy who makes quick friends with the guards but not the prisoners. john extremely hates anything to do with crime. he gets a new cell mate who turns out to be his worst nightmare in a human body? (ps jake will be really sassy to dirk most of the time)

Dave and Dirk live a semi normal life. That is until they have a run in with the 2 most wanted criminals out there. What will the brothers do with the dorky but dangerous jake and john.