The Bird Became my Elf Husband!?
"You're totally a weirdo! I know one when I see one and by the looks of it you're crazy too!" " Of course not darling♡, I'm not any of those, I'm just your loving husband so show some respect and call me hubby 'kay?♡ "OH HELL NO! Get someone else to be your wife I'm out of here!" *Slam!* (He wall slams her) "Where are...