BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐲 (𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧): 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲; 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 When her father, Metalhead, the legendary former leader of the Seven, vanishes without a trace on the very day she was meant to inherit his crown, Petra Constanța Stan is not welcomed into the spotlight she was born for, but quietly caged inside it. Exiled into a glittering lie of a television career, drugged, watched, and molded by Vought into something beautiful and marketable, Petra grows up in a tower of fame with grief rotting at its foundation. But beneath the smiles, cameras, and carefully tailored suits, something far more dangerous is waking in her: a fractured godhood born from bloodline, trauma, and power no one fully understands, not even Petra herself. As love curdles into obsession, loyalty into betrayal, and heroism into something darker, she is pulled through the violent heart of the world, where every person she reaches for either leaves, uses, or fears her. What begins as the tragedy of a lost girl becomes the slow, intoxicating rise of a woman on the edge of madness, aching for family, starving for control, and inching ever closer to becoming the very thing the world should fear most. ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ (ᴇɴᴅɢᴀᴍᴇ) #1 ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʙᴏʏꜱ

In which superheroes aren't so good but she tries to be. [THE BOYS S1-3??] [homelander x oc] [endgame! soldier boy x oc] 4/19/26 #32 in #fanfiction

Y/n moves to live with her aunt Opal and her cousin Mikey in california, because of some at home trouble. Later on she meets a boy with a 2010 mohawk and a nice boy named miguel. Soon enough she's introduced to the whole gang and they are friends... except for her and hawk. Will hawk accept her? Will she accept hawk? Do they really hate eachother? Read to find out!! ⚠️ contains⚠️ - smut - cursing -drugs -underage drinking -violence -self harm Hope you guys enjoy my first book!! P.s. I'm not very good at summaries so, sorry!

Being raised and taught at a very young age that your nothing but property and your mission is to serve.. Kind of fucks a kid up.

(Miguel Diaz x Fem! Oc!) • • • 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, Rachel "Rach" Lawrence hated Miguel Diaz at first, because Rachel loved Sam and when Miguel came around suddenly Sam loved someone different. But, when Sam starts to change, and not for the better, suddenly Rachel finds herself falling for a certain boy. TW/S-abuse, mental illness, underage drinking, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, violence, teen pregnancy, smut, near death experience (Miguel + Rach), cussing, death, child abuse (CA), sexual assault (SA), and loss of a loved one. If this triggers you, please do not read! All rights reserved to the creators of Karate Kid and the Cobra Kai series. I only created Rach and her storyline. (starts S01:E02) Season 1-✔︎ Season 2-✔︎ Season 3-✔︎ (my) Season 4-✔︎ Started-2/20/23 Finished-4/8/23 Highest Award/s: #2 : #kid #37 : #diaz

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATING TO LAST OF US - CHARACTERS, PLOT, DIALOGUE ETC. I ONLY OWN MY CHARACTERS AND ANY PART OF THE PLOT YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE ETC. THIS IS A FANFIC SO PLEASE BE KIND - NO NEGATIVITY JUST CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM - IF ANY - AND KIND ENCOURAGING WORDS. BE KIND AND POSITIVE! ▪︎ ENJOY ▪︎

A heated night together leaves Draco wanting more but Harriet Potter apparently wanting less. When Draco discovers that Harriet is carrying a souvenir from their passionate trust, will he be able to convince the hero of the wizarding world that she doesn't have to fight all of her battles alone?

(stu x fem reader!) ❝you know it's not the same as it was❞

Six months ago she died. Now she's a ghost haunting her family home. Sophie thought she had nothing left. At least until a ghost boy band turns up with a certain lead singer who just might make her feel alive once more. *** I only own my character and storylines