Chico normal. Vida normal. ¡¡Todo normal!! ¡Nada le pasa a él! ¡Aburrido! Pero espera... ¿Quien es ese hombre guapo en el carro de lujo? ¡¿Porque pregunta por un cuerpo que comprar?!

Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on carefully) comebacks to all the classic pick up lines. - purpleunicorn4eva and RebetSonic112

The rules of us girls.