uhhh shitpost because yemsss haha cheems

Im sorry

pov your dumb

Here we follow the Dark Prince, Satan himself, going about his daily antics. What's his next scheme to marry Arle? What does Satan do on a daily basis?

help me

🥺🥺🥺 a joke btw and vector is so hot

You were a waiter at Olive Garden, bringing 14 plates of spaghetti on your strong hands to a mysterious bald man. You recognised the bald man, it was the hot, amazing, swag, sexy and intelligent Mr.Worldwide. Thats when you met eyes with him, falling in love with him instantly. A relationship with him will always be challenging but you knew you were ready for all of it.

Shadow finally confesses to Shrek, and everything goes well. But later on, Shrek meets SpongeBob. Conflict rises in the household. Who will Shrek choose in the end? Shadow, or SpongeBob?