patton, the happy, joyful, wonderful guy. at least thats what he wants people to think. its fake. the voices in his head tell him bad things, and the only way to stop them is cutting. but what happens when the others get into an argument about pattons happiness? read to find out! (this includes a lot of triggers. and logicality, perhaps prinxiety

Treat others the way you want to be treated. That was the number one rule, the golden rule. It was the most important thing. It always had been. Ever since Patton was old enough to understand, that was what everyone told him. So, that's what he did. The feeling wasn't always reciprocated. Apparently, the world that told him to care about others before himself... didn't think of Patton either. So if Patton wasn't thinking of Patton... and the world wasn't thinking of Patton... who was thinking of Patton? The answer became quite clear to him as he stared down into the watery depths below him. No one was thinking of Patton. ** AU where the Sides are roommates... mostly Patton-Centric but there's a lot of shippy stuff, fluff, and funsies in there for all the characters! Not to mention heavy angst... Will be putting Trigger Warnings on chapters where appropriate. This is my first book on Wattpad... take it easy on me? <3 love you all. Cover art is mine... you like? lol. <3 <3 **

I decided to write this when I did more fluff shots on my smut book then I thought I would (My friend actually helped me decide the cover art!) Artist: @noflelatte on Tumblr!

Patton Heart is the front desk worker at a police station in a small town. He is the nicest person at the station and in the whole world, everyone loves him, and he wouldn't hurt a fly. But what happens when two FBI agents want him to go undercover as a billionaires assistant? Will Patton do it? Is Mr. Logan Berry as bad as everyone thinks? Will Patton fall in love with his new boss? I guess you'll have to read and find out! (Warning) • Smut I think that all really...sorry. Bye!!!

Roman, an Inu, was a German Shepherd hybrid, had a decent job, and was a drama queen. Virgil, a Neko, was a black cat hybrid, had an okay job, and was a sarcastic emo. Inus and Nekos were hidden among humans, but they were rivals. But when Roman and Virgil get an apartment together with two humans their lives change, for the better or worse?

Edit May 9: This was made pre Remus, that's why he's never mentioned. Honestly, this book is just started out as meme of itself but now it's one of my most popular books. SEQUAL IS OUT NOW The cover of this book is made by the lovely -Lupxn- here on Wattpad! I love it so much! They're amazing! Send them love!

It's a day before the beginning of June aka pride month and Roman asks Patton for a favor. *** Warnings: This story is actually pretty chill, just Deceit being a villain. Want sympathetic Deceit? Go to my book Snake Tamer because that's the only place you're really gonna get it. Sorry. The reason I'm starting this early is because I want to finish it by the end of June so I'm giving myself time.

Theories, headcanon, memes, video ideas, analyses and just some good old shitposting

So I accidentally started to really ship Virgil and Logan and there is so little fanfics so I'm gonna have to write some of my own lol. Much fluff Angst who??? I will do my best to include all potential trigger warnings in the beginning of the story. If there are any I've missed then tell me and I'll add them. But my warnings are usually swearing and or anxiety if anything (And also if there are any specific things that trigger you then leave a comment and I will add those if they are mentioned in any oneshot) So,,,,I guess read this if you like fluffy analogical If you decide to read this then I hope that you enjoy my writing! I do not take any requests, sorry, so don't ask. It makes me feel bad to say no. Best rankings: #1 in Analogical #1 in Logic #1 in Morality #2 in Thomas #2 in SandersSides #2 in Patton #2 in Hurt-Comfort #3 in Creativity #4 in Virgil #7 in ThomasSanders #12 in Anxiety #26 in Ship

I try to keep this book as fluffy as possible but I'm incredibly dirtyminded so it's not innocent by any stretch! Feel free to point out any errors in this chapters, I need all the help I can get. Requests welcome!