okay so these are dirty pickup lines and you should sit down for. these pickup lines are funny that you might actually fall off the chair. we all made this so if you would like to use one of them just give us credit please because I don't like people taking our ideas and we may or may not be able to track you down by finding your ip addresses. PLEASE GIVE US CREDIT AND TELL US IF WE COPIED SOMEONE SO WE COULD GIVE THEM CREDIT TOO!

Just a bunch of cheesy pick up lines

"No one wants sadness, no one wants pain, you can't have a rainbow without a little rain." ©2014 darcy18ego

These are just some pick-up lines that I've read and seen. I will try to find funny ones. I also will try to make my own but I don't know if they'll be good. I hope you enjoy. I don't own any of the pick-up lines. I just get the from different websites. I will try to update whenever I can.

For the first time, the heroine might not even need a guy to seal her happy ending. When Melonie tells her boyfriend: ‘John, I think I’m asexual’, she turns single, friendless and terribly heartbroken within a day. She could probably be considered as an aquatic creature from all the tears she’s been swimming in. Her label as ‘John’s Girlfriend’ now stripped off, she becomes a ‘nobody’ and is on the verge of changing herself for her ex. Until she meets the school’s alpha, Jupiter Rogan, a superior, pretentious nerd with a ‘too-cool-for-romance’ attitude, and begs to become like her, wanting to be admired by everyone instead of being looked down upon. But once befriending the tight pack of elite nerds, although Jupiter proves to her you don’t need a boy to be happy and illustrates self-appreciation; how the empowerment of femininity, friendship and happiness can exist without young love—things don’t go as planned.  Can Melonie accept herself for who she is or will she get carried away in the transformation?