Squidward x Gordon Ramsay
you can already see what's gonna happen cuz of the story cover :)
"Your gummy smile is really pretty. Show it more often. " Last book of the letters series.
"What's a pretty boy like you, doing all alone in the woods?" "Mother said I can't talk to strange men." Trigger warnings: Smut (eventually) Violence Explicit language Gore? Attempted assault Dubious consent Death Idk. Will be updated whenever Cover by @__NialsPlacebo ❤❤❤
[COMPLETED] In which Yoongi falls in love with a famous Intagram model who claims to be homophobic. ❃ ''What's your plan?'',Namjoon asked Yoongi skeptically, earning a smirk from his best friend's side. ''Pretend that I'm a girl and make him fall for me" ❃ Park.jimin. What's your bra size? D Excuse you?? D THIS IS...
Jimin signs up for a cooking class and unexpectedly falls in love with the hot chef. Expected to be a one shot but I doubt it'll happen.
you wake up one morning in love with danny devito... but you have no memory of it. what ever will you do? what events will unfold? read to find out
"Lmao ur so ugly I can't even look at your face" HIGHEST RANK IN CRACK: #8
"Kiss me, hyung." Yoongi knows it's Juseon talking, but from his heart to his soul, he doesn't want it to be. And when he looks into Jimin's - or rather, Juseon's - eyes looking down at his lips, it's when he really feels that spark of hope that it's Jimin who's one saying the words. "Hyung, kiss me." Eyes widening...
Sexy Danny can't get his eyes off of Jimmy-kun's ass, he needs him, badly. He failed no nut November for Jimmy-Kun, he left his wife and children, he quit his role as trash man. He's got his magnum dong wants to be deep in his asshole. Will Danny ever get the chance to see Jimmy-Kun's ass?
i'm surprised that this hasnt been done yet. danny devito has so many iconic looks. he is your ultimate mcm .
Have you ever wanted to know how Daddy D and Big Bird got together? Well now you can. Read This and see the magic that is...Big Daddy.
"Dude, don't you know how to spell?" 3.24.2016 Completed: 5.31.2016
Jimin is a simple good boy who happens to go to the same high school as Yoongi, his crush. He and Yoongi however are extremely different. One day Jimin causes an accident, and meets eye to eye with his crush. This earns him the nickname Orange. Somehow Jimin gets invited to a party, and that's where the kiss takes roo...
regular customer jimin leaves waiter yoongi tips with the bill, but not in the form of money. __________________________ started: april 18th 2017 finished: august 2nd 2017 {ranked at #27 in fan fiction}
For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him. Let's get this shit started.
Yoongi is a famous rapper who hires Jimin, a high end stripper, to dance for him. They told each other it was going to be a one-night stand but desire was much stronger than that. Cover by SPICYMOCHI ? cr: to a tweet on twitter lmao
ongoing ✓ 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸.𝗝 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴... 10:09 𝗽.𝗺. 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸.𝗝 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽 10:11 𝗽.𝗺. 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸.𝗝 | hi, sorry for the sudden message. | just wanted to talk :).
Sequel to I Like You, Hyung READ IT BEFORE YOU READ THIS. Pairing: Yoonmin (Yoongi x Jimin) Jimin is living happily with Jae. He works as a dance teacher and at a cafe and his life is pretty averege and what most people would consider good. Suddenly however the cafe he works at gets a new owner and it's no one else bu...
It was after the big show. Phil was walking backstage when he suddenly caught Steve in his sight of vision. Steve looked nervous and flustered, like he had something on his mind (jk his mustache). "What is it Steve?" he asked. "Well Phil...," he continued, "I've been meaning to tell you something for all these years."...