This is a book. This book is a book because that is what was meant to be. This book is for those who do not care. This book is for those who want to read things. This book is for those who could use a laugh. But. most importantly. This book is lonely and needs a friend. Just like me. Just like maybe you. Just like most people. Don't hate me. Im too weird to live. And yet. Too weird to die. ... Where was I going with this again? I don't know anymore.