Peter Parker is Spider-Man, so his life has always been a dangerous one. But with an unkillable boyfriend and nearly 10 years of experiences under his belt, he was beginning to think that he had this life figured out. Until one day, someone breaks into his apartment.

After months of working with Spider-Man, Wade Wilson realizes there are a lot more to the hero's powers than meets the eye... AKA The one where Wade notices that Spider-Man has been acting weirder and weirder, and the more he looks into it, the more he realizes that his not-so-normal partner in crime(fighting) is a lot stranger than he thought. (RATED MATURE FOR FUTURE SMUT)

"Now you listen to me." Spider-Man spoke. "Oh I can do more than that." Replied Deadpool. "I'm absolutely sick of you." "Comprehensible." "You're the embodiment of everything I despise." "Ouch." "And you're coming with me." Wade stared at the narrowed and empty white lenses in silence for a couple moments, he was definitely glaring at him. "...are you asking me out?" • Soulmate AU • DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters mentioned here, all rights go to Marvel. And NO. This isn't MCU Spider-Man. WARNING: Contains explicit language.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?" Crossbones leered, looking down at Peter in interest. "Did Octavius actually manage to capture you, Spider-Man?" _________________ After falling for a trap set by Doctor Octopus, Spider-Man finds himself in the dark clutches of Hydra. With his tracker off, and his fellow heroes unaware of his location, Spider-Man finds himself in a locked struggle for survival - physically and mentally. Forging an alliance with the Avengers, the Ultimate New Warriors must put their suspicion and doubt aside to find their missing comrade before Hydra gets the information they want and New York faces something, unlike anything they've seen before. But if the heroes can't identify the reticent monster lurking in the shadows, and put their trust where it's needed most - then Hydra has finally won. *****CONTAINS SPOILERS for Ultimate Spider-Man up to Season 4, episode 15 "Symbiote Saga Part 3"***** ***I do not own Ultimate Spider-Man or any of its characters*** [NOW INCLUDES ARTWORK!] [Ranked #1 in CROSSBONES] [Ranked #1 in SYMBIOTES] [Ranked #5 in FANFICTION] [Ranked #3 in TEAMS] [Ranked #3 in HEROES] [Ranked #17 in SADNESS]

"Just you wait till I get this on the news," Jameson continued, "I've finally got you, Wall-Crawler." "Look JJ, I'm happy for you an' all, but dontcha think we can focus on the more pressing matter here?" Spider-Man demanded. Jameson swept the flaps of his jacket to the side so he could plant his hands on his hips, "What could possibly be more important?" "Oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that we're both locked up after being kidnapped by a group of terrorists? Does that not sound a little more pressing to you?" _______________ When Spider-Man and J. Jonah Jameson find themselves under the threat of a new group of terrorists, they've got to work together to escape and stop a nefarious plan that could bring an entire nation to its knees. If only they could stop bickering.

Peter Parker attempts to juggle being Spider-Man, a high school student, and traumatized all at the age of sixteen. Aunt May does her best to be supportive of her superhero nephew and Ned is always there to be his Guy in the Chair. Sometimes, it's still too much for Peter. When he thinks things can't get even more complicated, a villain inserts themselves into the mix. Tony Stark decides to awkwardly step in and tries to help Peter understand that his own health needs to come before Spider-Man. Peter isn't sure if he agrees.

Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

Now out from under the control of Aunt May, Peter doesn't know what to do with his newfound freedom. His instincts tell him to completely throw himself into the role of Spider-Man, but his newly adopted parents, Tony and Pepper Stark, want to gently guide him into living a normal teenage life. Will Peter learn that there is more to life than Spider-Man? Or will one man's obsession for revenge show Nor that Peter Parker died long ago? [Book 2 in The Broken Nor Series] [NOT A STAND ALONE] [See 1st Book: Always Silent, Peter Darling]

!! triggers - suicidal thoughts and actions may occur, please read at your own discretion. Peter isn't quite feeling himself. In fact, he hasn't been feeling anything for a while. Just this bitting pain in his head and his heart. He's the cause of so many things. The pain brought onto people. And the death of a few. Or so he thought. There's not many people he can turn to, but there are enough. And they just might be the ones who can save him from this mess.