I'm always told sticks and stone may break my bones but words will never hurt me that's a high lie cuz if it was true do many people would still be living to day

Oliver Kirkland is the last person anyone would ever expect to have a love interest. But what happens when he captures you and takes you hostage? Will you be saved? Will he let you go? Or will you come to your end in the hands of the gruesome British 2p?