When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

When the odds do not favour the love of two women the entire world leads to their separation. After eleven years the world decides to unite their children instead. Through hatred and love, through pain and untimate sacrifice, will the odds be again by their side? This book will contain: -explicit content [violence, explicit language, sexual content, abuse e.t.c.] -fluff -angst -smut Chapters with triggering content will include a warning in the beginning of the chapter. If readers do not feel comfortable with smut they can skip the chapter since it doesn't play a major part in the story's evolution. ENJOY! I love reading your comments and your feedbacks so please show this story a little love I LOVE YOU ALL ENJOY♡♡ 1 in Jikook 118 in kpop 1 in inseparable 94 in Suga 147 in Jimin 223 in Jungkook 168 in Taehyung 154 in btsfanfic 77 in Taegi Cover by my darling: @username95bts

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

Altijd die onrealistische sprookjes voor het slapen gaan. Dit keer een écht verhaal. Met echte mensen. En dingen die echt gebeurd zijn.