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Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Trump sat in his giant throbbing mansion like any other millionaire does, just chillin'. Out of nowhere, he gets a call from his enemy, or should I say.. Enemies? Both Elon musk AND Obama! They both want something from him, that only one of them can have; his love. Who will get Trump's love? Elon? Obama? read to find out 🫃😟

They loved eachother. at the same time. This totally won't get scandalous, witty, and ✨spicy✨

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

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