you happen to be walking home at night when a handsome villain captures you and decides to take you back to the L.O.V. turns out he fucks you!! SURPRISE! (turns out writing this i made it more emotional than i thought)

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man