They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Brooke Rosen is running from a monster. But she doesn't expect to run right into the hands of another one - a rogue called Dimitri Volkov who will do anything for her, even if it means killing the man she once loved. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2016 by Noelle N. Cover by @stereohearted.

Juniper Indigo has lived a sad life. Her mother died five years ago from her tragic brain tumor. Juniper lost not only her mom but the person who was there for her from the beginning. Living in a house of parents, older sisters, a twin brother, a younger brother, and three younger sisters isn't easy. She herself was diagnosed with lung cancer three years ago as a thirteen-year-old. Her dad hates her guts and when her annoying bossy sister comes into town, things are destined to get worse especially when she has an eye for a popular boy in her grade. When he notices her, will she keep her secrets hidden just to be noticed? What happens when she finds out there is a cure to her cancer? But not what she was expecting. What happens when this turns into an ugly mystery? The boy next door is the cure. He carries secrets too.