She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

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Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

You know it is is Cannon.

I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

my fingers hurt

Better out then in I always say