*** DISCLAIMER - 9/17/22 *** I have decided to discontinue this fic, as I no longer possess the same interest in Invader Zim as I had when this it was first written. Writing updates for it is a chore, and I no longer find enjoyment in doing so. I will continue writing things that I am more interested in, however, but this will be a wrap for any Zim related fanfictions from me in the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding and thank you to all of the support that my first ever published work has brought to me. ------------------------------- One human, one alien, and one rather vibrant heat cycle. What could go wrong? - - - - [WARNING:] this fanfiction contains adult material such as blood/gore, cursing, and sexual behavior. viewer discretion is advised. [COVER ART = mcdonaldsmanifesto on IG]

(I don't own any of this art ;-;) [TRIGGER WARNING- THIS STORY INVOLVES ATTEMPTED SUICIDE! PLEASE USE DISCRETION!] Dib sneaks into Zim's lab yet again, only to learn something about him that could ruin the Irken's entire life. Will he take advantage or help? - I went over to the desk and answered it, saying, "My Tallest! I have good news! I have captured the deviant that keeps foiling my plans! The Dib human is here." I pointed to the Dib-stink on the table and looked back proud. They didn't share my exuberance. "Zim, we hate to break it to you, well no, we love to make you upset- here's the point. You are a mistake. We sent you into space because you were useless, not actually thinking you would find Earth, much less LIVE. "We wanted you dead then, and still do. Oh and also, you're defective, that's another reason. We just couldn't take these weekly calls, they were getting very annoying! And you have emotions, which Irken aren't supposed to have. "Anyways, don't call us again, you might as well just kill yourself, nobody wants you alive anyway. Bye!" - [I wrote this years ago so it's uh... strange to say the least. 👀] Chapters have been revised to make it less painful*

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Soulmates never part, not even in death.

vvv Please Read! vvv Warnings: Excessive swearing, alcoholism, mentions of drugs, drug use, suggestive humor, implied sexual content (no smut), some gore descriptions. Generally, Remus stuff. Patton and Remus are best friends. They don't know why, or how, but they do know that they'd do anything for each other. Their friendship is messy, but so are they, and they eventually learn to not care what the others think. Or: Patton misplaced his innocence, and Remus may or may not have something to do with it, but Patton is still Patton... and an alcoholic- but Remus doesn't have anything to do with that.

SEQUEL TO MAGENTA !!!APRIL FOOLS PRANK!!!

One introvert plus one extrovert and a quarantine order forcing them to stay in an apartment for a unknown amount of time is a recipe for disaster. Or so Virgil thinks. He's a quiet college student who lives an apartment close to campus because he rather not risk random placement. When his friend is looking for another roommate he gracefully accepts. After almost two years of living with the same people, he has some strong opinions. One of those is how much he dislikes Roman. Now he's stuck with him in a three bedroom apartment and he doesn't even have the buffers there to prevent arguments. After a few weeks, though is he truly feeling the same way? Has he always hated Roman or was he just trying to avoid his actual feelings about his roommate? *This is a AU that has to deal with the COVID-19 pandemic and the quarantine situation, it won't have anything too bad about the disease but it will have mentions of it. They are also in college so there might be adult situations and mentions of alcohol. I got this idea by listening to Crutch by Set It Off and wanted to make it cute so enjoy it* Currently editing to correct any mistakes in spelling I may have missed before :)

Almost immediately after Selfishness v. Selflessness, Deceit is suddenly very very alone and has to learn how to cope with it. (So far this fanfic has been a hit on ao3 and tumblr, so I figured I'd post it here as well. Plus I can better show off the cover art ) Edit: now has a new and improved cover! I redrew it after so much time. (February 25, 2021)

Virgil's got a new job as a school secretary, a vast change from his old life. He quickly befriends a few fellow faculty members, including one happy-go-lucky drama teacher. As the year goes on, and Virgil begins to form stronger bonds, his reluctance to revisit parts of his past may begin to put a strain on the relationships he holds dear. Aka a Teacher AU nobody asked for CONTENT WARNING: This work contains mentions of past addiction, such as alcoholism and gambling, but neither are in full detail. Viewer discretion is advised. SHIPS INCLUDED: Prinxiety, Logicality, and Remile.

//Immortal/Human au. Ships: prinxiety, logicality, demus\\ Two immortal ex lovers have spent quite a bit of immortality trying to avoid each other. Moving across the world from the other usually works. However, when you're immortal you have to keep moving. You can never spend too long in one place, lest someone get suspicious. When the two meet again by accident they can only try to ignore it, but neither can forget what happened in Paris. Best ranks: #1 in prinxiety on 1/6/22 & 3/7/22 #2 in creativetwins on 1/15/22 #2 in exlovers on 2/13/22 //Reminder: these characters belong to Thomas Sanders. Please don't steal my writing\\