Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Requests are currently [CLOSED] Innocent little stories based off the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and the TV Series Be prepared for LOTS of angst, fluff, lemons, and the Ineffable Husbands ;) Range from a few hundred words to 1000+

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Mycroft Holmes is apparently a very happy man. He have an important job, a stable relationship with a Scotland Yard officer since a couple of years and a -slightly annoying- little brother to take care of. But what if he was missing something ? What if he wanted a family ? From his windowless office of the Diogene club to a posh nursery in Kensigton and Mr and Mrs Lestrade backgarden, it's a all new world that the official is to experience. ☆☆☆☆ That's very cute Mycroft. - Mrs H. (75) ☆☆ How is the diet, brother dear ? - SH (39) ☆☆☆☆ Are you really sleeping with my dad ? - Sarah L. (12)