you look into your clammy, shaky (eggy) hands you feared for your life as you saw the tall green figure run towards you through the torrential rain they picked your eggy figure up into their strong arms. it was shrek. you 3rd cousin twice removed.. this is a joke, but it's not funny please dont attack me lol

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

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