[UPDATES FRIDAYS} After all of the convincing and hard work thanks to Miss Pauling, the Administrator extends a job for me to keep a team of mercenaries organized for the CEO of Mann Co., Saxton Hale. Upon arrival, I'm met with a ragtag group of characters, some nicer than others. From dealing with the bathroom order in the morning and who's making dinner to performing covert operations and launching full-on battle campaigns, it's clear to see why they'd need a little help with staying in line. (MC x TF2 Mercenaries fic; slow burn)

A temp, is hired to help around at Sam & Max Freelance Police. Analyzing the address again, (Y/N) feels a sensation of uneasiness, what with the business only having two employees. Sketchy. Although (Y/N) struggles to make ends meet with their rent payments, so this has to happen. A few months have passed and now (Y/N) could probably give less of a damn about their coworkers' wacky hijinks. Hell, even they join in sometimes. This story also consists of cursing and suggestive wording. That basically means I tell sh/tty dirty jokes, but I don't actually write what I'm referencing. Season 1: ✔ Season 2 201: X 202: X 203: X 204: X 205: X Season 3 301: X 302: X 303: X 304: X 305: X - Something extra to note: I'd honestly hate to read this book on my phone because of the weird way it pasted the paragraphs. I copy and pasted links, and Wattpad doesn't f\ck with them. Or, at least, I don't know how to use them, but I digress. Instructions to 'use' said links: 1. Highlight the link and just the links, not the brackets. 2. Click and drag it over to an open spot in your tabs. 3. There it is, it's the link I copy and pasted.