You know it is is Cannon.

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Donald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.

Donald is tired of Melania and wants something more. One day he sees a beautiful sight. A big wall. A uge wall. He falls head over heels instantly. Join Donald on his quest of love where he faces the media's cruel reactions, insane asylums, sassy psychologists, Melania leaving him, and nearly losing his chance at true love. This is the story of Donald and the wall.

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.