lift a corner of your mouth. then the other one.

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018

▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a few pushes to get things going between them. maybe more than a few. or: in which taehyung finds a clueless jungkook and crushes on him with the power of god, anime, and other suspicious methods of love. warnings! OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED/COMPLETED. cuz this book sucks lmaoooo a taekook text fic, but written points of views are added further in the story. THERE IS A FINALE FOR CLOSURE.

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,