The child just won't go the fuck to sleep

Whoever said that the Mario characters were 'boring' never read THIS book. Presenting a series of not-always-so-short stories about Super Mario and friends... sort of. You may laugh. You may cry. But don't expect anything normal. However, we can tell you to expect the Crazy and unexpected. Such as talking inanimate objects, time-defying specials, and always a healthy dose of idiot logic all wrapped up in the package known as Unwieldy Imagination. (This is the Mario tv show you never really had.) Starring mostly main series Mario characters, including: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, and more. Also featuring loads and loads of references, songs, and stupidity. Welcome to Crazy Mario Land! Read at the risk of your sanity. BUT EMBRACE THE CRAZY!!

If you've ever wanted to see what REALLY happens at Castle Bleck on an average day, you're going to love this. A collection of short stories about Count Bleck and our favorite Five Bad Band: Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi. Plus you never know who might make a guest appearance... Featuring lots of stupidity, not-so-brilliant schemes, and tons of parodies from an evilly dysfunctional 'family'. *Based off the original Nintendo title, Super Paper Mario. Most stories written by my sister, not me.*

Taurus is a new student at Zodiac Academy in the gifted program. She's nervous, coming in during the middle of the year, but she is welcomed warmly, and starts feeling comfortable. But right when she feels happy in her class, she learns that she and her fellow classmates are part of something much bigger than all of them. They must come together to save the world and protect everyone and everything they have ever known. ALL PERSONALITIES ARE BASED OFF OF PEOPLE AND FRIENDS I KNOW OF THOSE ZODIAC SIGNS. THEY MAY NOT BE COMPLETELY 100% ACCURATE. Started on August 5th, 2015. Completed on October 19th, 2016. Highest ranking: #79 on 9/17/16 WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT TSOZA "I absolutely love this book! It was one of the things that inspired me to make my own account <3" -@HarperTheLynx "This book is by FAR one of my favorites! I'm so glad you wrote this! You are an amazing author and I hope to see you blossom into something awesome!" -@TheChildishLambino "Thanks for creating this masterpiece; I really enjoyed my time reading this!" -@CampFangirls "This is probably my favorite Zodiac story ever! I really enjoyed it." -@awesomedonut4 "Ur stories never fail to make me smile" -@xXSkater4evahXx

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