i have one jar of tomato sauce, and another jar of condensed milk. i pour and mix the two together, and chug it in one go. i do not emote to how gross it is. i transcend to a god-like state before your eyes after doing such a task. the gods tell me "n-word" and then kick me back to earth. i awaken lying down, a pool of vomit beside me that reeks of the two ingredients i mixed earlier. it turns out that the sheer disgust i felt from drinking such a concoction caused me to fall unconscious and have a coma-like dream of me becoming god. moral of the story? kechup.

god dammit im back on my bullshit

die

Story cover by vegetiod on twitter. This one is actually serious and detailed.

You are gay (i am the one don't weigh a ton)

die in a ditch

help