"hey, that's one badass stapler." ✔️ number five fanfiction umbrella academy season one [lowercase intended] cover by @ssolarsystems

43 women all gave birth on the same day, none of them being pregnant the minute before. Sir Reginald Hargreeves adopted 7 of these children, And then another much later. "Oh, god, why??" "Enough Already!" She cried No. 5 x Oc

ғɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴢᴇʀᴏ, ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴘ. ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡᴇ'ᴅ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ. __ ᴢᴇʀᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ. ʏᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ғɪᴠᴇs ʜᴀɴᴅs sʟɪᴘ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴢᴇʀᴏs ɢʀᴀsᴘ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ sʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ʀɪɢʜᴛ? __ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ. ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇʟʟ ғᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴛᴡɪɴ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ʙᴜᴅᴅɪᴇs, ɴᴏɴ-ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪғ sʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʀ ᴍɪɴᴅsᴇᴛ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ sɪsᴛᴇʀs/ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs/ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴡɴ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs ᴡʜɪʟsᴛ ғɪᴠᴇs ʜᴀᴅ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀ 58-ʏᴇᴀʀ-ᴏʟᴅ ʏᴇᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ ᴠᴇssᴇʟ sʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴇᴇɴ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ sʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴄᴏɢɴɪsᴇ ᴀs ʜᴇʀ 'ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ' __ sʟɪɢʜᴛ ғʟᴜғғ| sᴍᴜᴛ // ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ғᴄ: ᴍᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ sᴏɴɢ: ʟᴇᴡɪs ᴄᴀᴘᴀʟᴅɪ || sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ __ Published: 19/2/2019

𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣! 𝕒 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕣! 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕕𝕠 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥? they were unknowingly broken. their pasts were so similar, but neither would tell their secrets. they danced around one another in a tangled web of lies and deception. their secrets were precious and no matter how beneficial it would be for them to simply share, neither one of them could take the first step. so they danced. they lied and they faked it until their time ran out. they were liars. maybe it was a family thing. "that's one badass stapler!" [season one season two] cover : @demie_god