Who will win the beotiful enoby? Punk Piercy Jackson or Goffik boi Niko?!!2??2?

Anger, Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Pride, Envy, Sloth. Seven evil spirits that have existed for millennia. Once banished from holding their own forms, they now reside in the bodies of mortals, twisting them for use in the search for the lost secret of immortality. Should a host die, the spirit dies with it, banished to the Spirit realms for another 100 years. The time has come again. The spirits have returned.

So, I was doing a critique tonight. And it was the person’s first book. And I was writing a bunch of the same things that I’ve written on a million other critiques since I started on Wattpad. And, it occurred to me that I keep giving people the same advice—advice that nobody gave me—and advice that beginner writer’s NEED. So I decided to put some of it down in a book, although I’m guessing most people won’t read it. Haha But the title pretty much says it all...

A cliche cliche book. Cover source: myntra.com

Erika and the crew of the courier ship SoHo just want to earn their dime and enjoy the fruit of their labor, but they have to navigate an entire universe of bad cliches to do it.