Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on carefully) comebacks to all the classic pick up lines. - purpleunicorn4eva and RebetSonic112

The Day After I Kill Myself The day after I kill myself my family won't weep nor cry. They will see my lifeless body but just let the days roll by. The day after I kill myself I will finally be at peace. No more pain no more suffering just happiness and relief. The day after I kill myself my family will finally smile. I will cause them no more stress or harm just happiness for miles. The day after I kill myself the world will be a better place. One less horrible waste of space, one less horrible terrible disgrace.