I did not write this show. I merely did a copy and paste just so you could look back to reference a joke if you wanted to. These are all John Mulaney's jokes. Credit to him and New York.

Hi! I'm John Mulaney's dick and the show 'Comeback Kid' has been transcribed by some other fan and I have taken the liberty of putting it on Wattpad! You're Welcome! Obviously none of this is my work, It's my owners work, but if you ever want to quote John Mulaney on a joke and don't have the time to look on Netflix or Youtube.. Here!!