"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

the road trip of a lifetime. [ cover by blissom / trailer by blissom ] [ started march 30th, 2013 - ended february 18, 2015 © paulina r. all rights reserved ]

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Now a series by Mediacorp. Watch the episodes anywhere in world on meWATCH's Youtube channel. Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

When 17 year old November Jones accidentally burns off her left eyebrow in a freak accident, she brushes it off. Nothing a bit of makeup can't fix, right? But when she finds herself shoved into the backseat of her own car as a couple of very big, very bad, and very dangerous-looking men drive off with it, things can't be so easily fixed...especially since it's not just her missing eyebrow that needs to be covered, it's also the fact that one of the most wanted criminal organizations in the country accidentally kidnapped a teenage girl while trying to escape a drug deal gone wrong. Could things get any worse? Well, with a girl like November in the mix, the answer is yes.

Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to find out. Summer had planned a weekend of alcohol, bad decisions and horrendous photo’s which she would later un-tag herself from on Facebook. A whole weekend with her friends at the biggest party of the year, without any worries or parents telling her what to do. So how she ended up trapped in the school with a deranged psycho killing her classmates off one by one, she will never know. It wouldn’t have been as bad if she was trapped on her own. She would have been happier to face the lunatic solo rather than be trapped with a guy who kept using the life or death situation to make passes at her. His theory was being so close to death should definitely loosen her up, and by ‘loosen up’ he definitely meant ‘get naked.’ Along with his friends who between them had the IQ of a baby tree stump, an outcast who probably still had Spiderman bed sheets and the cheerleaders who were more worried about all the blood staining their new white jeans, they had to somehow make it out of there alive. And to think, Summer’s biggest worry that weekend was waking up with a brutal hangover… ©makeandoffer

Joe Smith. A basic name but there was nothing basic about him. With his chiselled features, green eyes that could pin you to the spot and a smile that meant trouble, he had all the girls in school crazy over him. Well everyone, except me, Amber Woods. And my best friends, Alice and Selena. That's what I thought until he broke Alice's heart. Naturally, we had to get him back somehow. Selena thought a prank would suffice. But I knew that would start a whole load of drama that none of us could have expected. Did I mention I wanted this year to finish drama free? Unfortunately that was proved impossible by a certain playboy who went by the name of Joe Smith. "Loved it so much!" - Sup3rSab3r #81 in Teen Fiction (cover by @beautifullyyoung)

[new edited version being posted 7th june 2019] https://www.wattpad.com/story/112293590-ultimate-tomboy Harper Storm is fifteen years old and loves to play sport. She is your average girl, well tomboy, and when school becomes hard for her not fitting in with the other girls, her dad sends her to a boarding school. There she will be able to play all the sports she wants and have fun. But the thing is, it's an all-boys boarding school. Harper is firstly shocked that her dad would suggest going there but thinks it over as no other girl school would want her. Though she knows she is going to be teased being at the school, the only thing on her mind is to show the boys she is capable of living there as she is the Ultimate Tomboy. #1 Tomboy 10-10-19 #1 Boarding School 13/3/19 #4 Tomboy 2/3/19 #2 Tomboy 14/12/18 #2 Skateboard 15/8/18 #3 Action 23/9/15 #4 Action 20/10/16 cover made by me

[NO LONGER ON WATTPAD] When you put a good girl and a bad boy together, you get a love story. But when you put two hateful, conceited teens with history together, you get a whole different situation. Lauren Worthington is well known an Oakland High. She's popular, a straight A student, pretty, and the role model daughter, except for the fact that she gets in trouble pretty often for her attitude and blowouts with Seth. Seth Chandler, pretty much the opposite of her. He's bad, a straight F student, violent, involved in numerous illegal activities, and the type of son no one would ever want to have (unless they were on drugs). Except for the fact that he's incredibly attractive. But they both share some things in common: Their hatred for one another, & the fact that they're both so confident- they're cocky. With a turn of events, the principal gives her an offer she can't turn down. Leading to the discovery of something she just can't seem to let slip. Welcome to the ONE and ONLY guide of 'How To Blackmail A Bad Boy'. ✃ ✁ ✃ ✁ ✃ Copyright © 2013 by Lillycoolest1. ✃ ✁ ✃ ✁ ✃ If you're looking for something with crude humor, you're in the right place.