In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

In which a boy, who works dressed as an elf with pointy ears and yellow tights, hates Christmas.

"I fucking love you."

to say you love someone is one thing, to prove it to everyone is another. especially when you know the risks. translations: cliffordsarmss//italian copyright © 2014 MichaelsCondom

Luke was a dork Calum was a dick they were both step brothers.

all it took was his weird lip syncing to a song she loved

in which two strangers - trouble and new boy - meet to make the wost, most painful thing happen; love. - "Oh god, the sky is choking me." She says softly. "And you're worse than fucking nicotine."

"Why is green your favorite color?" "Because it's the color of your eyes." Long time best friends, Luke and Autumn, spend their first year of college living together. They would say unexpected love is the best type of love. Copyright © fluffycashton 2018. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

❝Every time I ran, I ran to you. I meant it every time I said I loved you.❞

in which venice vents to harry in a series of one-sided twitter dms and harry decides to answer her © xnycophiliax [ two-thousand-&-fourteen ] lower case intended ( disclaimer ; i do not own one direction, although i do wish i owned harry styles ; also, i do not take credit for the cover art in any way shape or form - credit to whoever drew it )