Uchiha Sasuke gets a rude awakening when a little boy arrives at his office with a note saying "It's time to be a father bastard..." Is this a joke? Nope, its not even the beginning of whats to come. (Warning: Nothing serious only suggestive language. ~ I don't own the naruto franchise. Tis a fanfiction story I created.) (Undergoing rewrite for some parts)

I wrote this when I was 12 but somehow a lot of people like it I'm 19 now btw

I'm the man that people hire when they want a dirty job done. And I've kidnapped the country's beloved prince Naruto on a mission since I had such a strong desire for him. I love him, but what happens if he returns those feelings? What will happen if the king finds out? Will we have a happy ending?