Shrek is excited to meet another ogre when he sees salad fingers only to learn he isn't an ogre. but what is he? Can Shrek bring himself to understand salad finger's feelings to get himself out of this pit of loneliness? Find out in the slightly soul crushing adventure! Inspired by the famously underated Otp! Also i don't own shrek or salad fingers this is just a fan fiction

Stacy Anderson promised herself to do anything to save their property for her family. But, can she really do anything? Let's find out. Warning: There are swearing and some sexual content.

Zyra is a second year, Accountancy student in the University of the Philippines. According to her schoolmates, she is a cold hearted bitch and a female player/slut/whore; only her friends don't think of her like that.

Highest Rank: #127 in Romance June 2, 2018 Athena Stark and Tyler Kent got married after a couple of months from their convention. They are consuming their marriage, wisely and errotically, at the moment. But, does a marriage caused by a blackmail will work out? Merely because they enjoy each other's body?

sex in the office? read it ;-)

Previously titled Fifty Shades of Black or White "Is there a reason why you're staring at me?" Yes, I like what I see" Blushing I waved off his remark and asked "what can I do for you today? "Well I'm asking if you could go on a date with me? He asks bluntly "M-me go on a date with you?" I asked surprised "Yes, why do you sound so surprised" "Well for one, we don't know each other, we just met yesterday and I don't know what you're like" "Well, my name is Adam and I'm the CEO of Jacob's enterprise" "Well nice to meet you Adam and is that supposed to impress me?" "That wasn't the response I was expecting I was expecting you tell me your name" By now three persons were waiting to be cashed and were complaining asking Adam to leave so they can get service but he didn't even turn around to acknowledge their remarks. "Adam, you're holding up the line could you leave and come back" "Do I look stupid?" he asked while chuckling, "you expect me to leave so you could give me the round around. Your customers are waiting so I would you to say yes so we can both get on with our lives." Emily a cashier at a small book store in New York meets Adam, CEO of Jacob Enterprise a billionaire. He is seen as ruthless, arrogant and words that are not fit for the human ear to his employees because of the way he acts towards them. But in reality he is a sweet and loving soul who goes for what he wants, and he wants Emily. Emily and Adam got off to a rocky start but they end up in a relationship that is blissful and loving, but what they don't know is that external forces are planning to break them up and tragedy happens in the end that leaves Emily shaken to the core. Copyright ©2015, Nene Cover by: sweetmarshmallow11

has depressing content.

these are memes

"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.

This book is old and a lot of my writings aren't very long because I have inspiration and motivation issues. I've gotten a lot better in my writing and roleplay so after a certain point its written in third person. I'm not going to get rid of my old bad writings and stories, cause I want this to be a testimony of my improvement. Just random story's I've come up with that I thought were worth sharing I guess. Some are based off roleplays, so I tend to make them from Tom's or Silent's point of view to make life just a bit easier for me. Some stories are incomplete because I'm an idiot. Beware the cringe.