bts crack fics

literally just bts crack fics. enjoy

♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜♡

"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.

wi-fi password | yoongi

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

BTSTAGRAM

The members open their own instagram accounts and Bang Pd regrets that

Crackheads

DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat

cuddle me (m.yg x k.th)

when yoongi accidentally gets into the wrong bed after a long night at the studio, he doesn't expect to wake up being cuddled. let alone fall in love with that person • lowercase intended • m.yg x k.th

PUNS | YOONKOOK

ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴊᴇᴏɴ ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ɪs ᴀ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ sᴇɴᴅs ᴍɪɴ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ ᴘᴜɴs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ

Instagram

• in which Jungkook runs a blog dedicated to Suga • *short chapters* started⇔04.18.16 completed⇔06.11.16

ɪɴsᴏᴍɴɪᴀ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇs || ᴛᴀᴇɢɪ [[on hiatus]]

"s-sugar cookies for a...min yoongi?" || perhaps stuttering like an idiot at someone's front door when you're supposed to be delivering cookies isn't the greatest first impression, but it was taehyung's. then again it wasn't his fault this customer ordering a box of sugar cookies at two in the morning was ridiculously...

ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇsǫᴜᴇ. | ᴊɪᴋᴏᴏᴋ ✔️

"Jeongguk comes out as gay and next thing I know half the guys in school are gay? Like what?" "I was gay before it was cool..." "It's...not a competition, Jimin..." - jikook. started 10/12/19 completed 12/8/19

ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs. | ᴍ.ʏɢ + ᴊ.ᴊᴋ ✔️

in which jungkook reaches out to a stranger all because of a concerning instagram post. yoonkook. short chapters.

His Softie | Namgi

[completed] "Why do you hate me?!" Namjoon yelled. "I dont, my heart just can't handle being around you."

kitty ~ taegi

taehyung hates cats and yoongi happens to be one lowercase intended started: march 16, 2020 finished: may 25, 2020 april 23, 2020- #22 in taegi april 26, 2020- # 4 in taegi may 15, 2020- #24 in cats may 19, 2020- #16 in cat may 22, 2020- #5 in cats may 24, 2020- #4 in cats may 27, 2020 - #2 in hopekook may 30, 2020- #...

ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ's ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴍᴇɴ || ʙᴛs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғɪᴄ

What happens when the owner of a popular meme/comedy based account invites seven other single, gay, korean men to a group chat? Well, a lot. * * taegi, jikook, namjin, & yugseok (yugyeom and hoseok) slow updates.

Laundry • Jikook•

" Where were you guys ? " " We were doing laundry "

Strawberries | Jikook [Discontinued]

"I hate the smell of strawberries. It's like it's trying to smother me with sweetness." Where Jungkook, an alpha, hates strawberries to his very core yet this omega he's known since primary school smells like them. "I hate strawberries, and your scent." "W-well, I hate the smell of pine, so right back at you!" "It's a...

Bonjour//Jikook

"Again, Mr. Park!" Mr. Jeon Jungkook shouts, as Jimin misses his footing yet again. Going away to France to practice ballet, wasn't exactly the dream come true Jimin had hoped it would be. Every night Mr. Jeon holds Jimin back, practicing and yelling at him. Jungkook is a mysterious man, who many of his students fal...