suicidal poetry. *TRIGGERING*

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Chris Colfer, bestselling author of The Land of Stories, finds himself (along with Darren Criss, who is unwittingly responsible for this perplexing state of affairs) transported into the world of his imagination…with a few Gleeful differences.

Dear whoever you might be, I hope someday you'll find this and know that this is everything I didn't say. Copyright © 2015 by CielloMaxin Highest ranking: #11 in Poetry #7 in poetry - 10/9/16 #5 in poetry - 10/11/16 #4 in poetry - 10/29/16 DISCLAIMER: I do not own the photos I use for the covers of my books. All credits belong to their respective owners.

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes is a collection of twelve stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle featuring his famous detective.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Sabi nila hindi mo mapipili ang magiging kapatid mo pero pwede mong piliin ang magiging bestfriend mo. Sa kaso ni Chesca at Carlo, hindi nga nila piniling maging magkapatid pero pinili nilang maging bestfriend ang isa't isa. Sobrang close nilang dalawa at ni minsan ay hindi nagkaroon ng problema. Kaya lang nang magcollege na si Chesca, nagsimula na ang mga pagbabago. She started to live her own life without knowing na pakiramdam ni Carlo ay nawawala na siya sa eksena.

my system is clogged with metaphor and i need to get it out A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY (!) nb: if lack of capitalisation and 'artistic' punctuation don't tickle your pickle, apologies but this book is not for you [working title] probable swearing... you have been warned one more thing: don't steal my shit or i will hunt you down x

It had been three years since we last stepped foot in Gravity Falls. I don't know why but our parents never took us back. I missed everyone back there. Especially Wendy. I had always dreamed of going back...but...not like this. Our parents started fighting, and one thing led to another, and they decided to get divorced. So now Mabel and I, until they figure out who stays with who, are going back to stay with our Grunkle Stan. But this time it's not just for a summer. We're going to attend Gravity Falls High. Gravity Falls High is just like everything else in Gravity Falls. Normal until someone finds it's secret. And this place happens to have one deadly secret. **cover by @ScratchNSniffSweater isn't it awesome?**

When Dern encounters a dying knight, he forsakes his life as a thief to do the honorable thing and deliver the knight's weapons and orphaned dog to the king. Civilized life is nothing like he imagined it, though. At every turn, someone is trying to swindle him or cut his throat. Everyone but the surly dog that now looks to him as his master.... This story is a novelette. Fans of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones will enjoy this gritty fantasy that blurs the line between good and evil.