Hi, I'm Tessa. Or at least I 𝑤𝑎𝑠 Tessa. I was supposed to die peacefully-old age, dramatic last words, the whole deal. Instead, I got hit by Truck-kun. Yes. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 truck. Turns out my death was a 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑 mistake, which Death admits to like it's a missed appointment. 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒. Now I'm stuck playing ping pong with a man with terrible fashion sense, armed with sarcasm, unfinished fanfiction regrets, and a universe that clearly didn't read the memo. At least the dudes are cute. This is the story of what happens when Death fucks up. I absolutely refuse to die a virgin this time. Dumblefuck can suck a dick. Oops! *𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠!* *𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒* 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 18.

The Doctor was a name that was feared throughout the stars, but there's one name that creates even more immense fear and panic..... The Shadow. "The Doctor and the Destruction...they would destroy everyone in their path for my best friend and you've had her locked up for a month, constantly torturing her. Doesn't it scare the crap out of you at the thought of what's coming?" *Does contain Rose bashing and crossovers with The Originals* *I do not own Doctor who, I only own my characters Celeste Frost, Samuel Frost and Alfie Tyler* #1 in timevortex #1 in doctorwhofanfiction #1 in doctorwho #1 in ninthdoctor #1 in eleventhdoctor #2 in rosetyler #2 in timelord #2 in tardis #4 in thedoctor #5 in dylanobrien

No Ai! ✊ ✨ PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK!!! ✨ The chambers of Loki Odinson have always been off-limits to everyone, including the staff of Asgard Palace---that is until Y/N. ___ After a brief encounter with the youngest son of Odin, Y/N---a lowly cleaner of The Palace---is anonymously promoted to Loki's housemaid, where she learns of his quiet nature and artistic talent. Slowly, their relationship evolves from professional to not-quite-so, when the prince asks Y/N to pose for one of his paintings. ___ 💘 Really cute fluff 🔞Steamy scenes 🔥 Slow burn ❄️ Loki's Jötunn form 🪄Magic ⚔️Adventure (eventually) 🤎 Cottage core + classic lit writing style 🚫 NO PREGNANCY (stop asking!!!) ___ 🔞 FOR THOSE JUST LOOKING FOR SMUT, skip to: Part one: 🔥Chapter 31 🔥Chapter 32 Part Two: 🔥Chapter 11 🔥 Chapter 27/8 sort of? 🎉 PART ONE of this book is now published in paperback! 📚 More information inside! 🎉 NO AI GUARANTEE! I promise that I will never and have never used artificial intelligence (apart from the spelling checker that comes with Word) to write my stories. This entire book came from my human brain, and the source material (Marvel) of which it's based (also thought up by humans). Thank you for supporting human art 🩷

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ [ᴋᴏʟ ᴍɪᴋᴇᴀʟꜱᴏɴ x ᴏᴄ]

sequel to this is where i'll be waiting for you lydia and kol start their new family.

When the vampires were first created, there was a shift in the balance of nature. To keep the balance, a prophecy was made, a prophecy about a mate of three Originals who will bring back the peace. Now, a 1000 years later, the prophecy is put in motion. The lives of the Originals are about to change.

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐌𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 We all know the story of the Originals, but did anyone ever care to tell the story of the youngest daughter? No, not Rebekah. Astrid Mikaelson is the youngest daughter of Mikael and Esther Mikaelson. Often seen as the second abomination of the family, Astrid was given the same treatment as her elder brother of whom she loved dearly. When Astrid is undaggered and finds her mates in Damon and Stefan Salvatore, she must learn to understand herself and her family lines.

For seventeen-year-old Lana, life was already complicated enough-juggling school, secrets, and the ache of growing up. But when two very different men capture her heart, she's thrown into a whirlwind of passion and impossible choices. One is her charismatic, dangerously magnetic teacher-off-limits, but irresistible. The other, a sweet-talking Cockney with a heart of gold and eyes only for her. Caught between desire and loyalty, fantasy and reality, Ruby faces the hardest decision of her life. Every choice has a consequence. Every rule she breaks will lead her further down a path she can never undo. Who will she choose? And what will it cost her?

〚FEATURED〛 ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ "My pick-up lines are great." "Yeah, and I have a pet llama." "You do??" "No, idiot." ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Arc-en-ciel (n.): Rainbow He's the perfect example of a thundercloud. He's rude, grumbly, and frightening to most- ready to harshly rain down on anyone in his way. She's a human sunbeam, at best. She's the kind of person with a sunshine personality that everyone adores- bubbly, nearly always beaming, and looking to spread smiles. Working with your polar opposite might seem like the worst thing that could happen. But around every thundercloud's rain, there comes sunshine. And with the sun and rain, come rainbows. ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Featured in Wattpad Teenfiction's 'Funny Bones' Reading list [no idea how that happened lol] [#1 in Adorable | 1# in Cute | 1# in LoveAtFirstSight } [#1 in BadBoy | 1# in Boyfriend| 1# in Fiction ] [#2 in GoodGirl | #2 in Romance] ©All rights reserved, available only on Wattpad [Cover images do not belong to me, all rights reserved by owners]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝? 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" "𝐮𝐡, 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the quileute ancestors think they're funny by making the alpha's imprint a vampire