Yeah I ain't good with titles. Kyle has had a crush on Cartman for such a long time. He hasn't gotten to the point to tell him, until one day a rumor starts going around school that Cartman likes Him.

how does a trained assassin named kyle broflovski end up in bed with a slightly over sassy guy named eric cartman? read and find out. :)) - disclaimers: yes, it is lowercase purposely. boyxboy content, obviously. i do not own south park nor the characters. i come up with the events that take place in this book. not the actual show. swearing is obviously a given so if you're weary of cursing this book isn't for you. :) strong violence, it's not too intense though, just if gun violence and blood triggers you, then once again it isn't the right book.

(Completed) Kyle Broflovski has been in love with Eric Cartman for six year, but Cartman is in love with Heidi Turner. But when Cartman and Heidi breakup, Kyle finally has his chance to confess his love, but will he be able to do it? And will Cartman feel the same way? Rated M for explicit content

Eric Cartman can't figure out what missing from his life. To his horror, he realizes what's missing and needs to save it before it's gone forever.

Stan is an alcoholic. Kenny is a drug addict. Butters is afraid of his parents. Kyle feels hated by everyone. And Tweek's anxiety drives him to suicide, Craig becoming depressed. But then we have Cartman, who everyone thinks is a complete monster, until Kyle comes along.

A romance between two polar opposites, friendships bloom and are crushed, drama ensues. It all started at a miserable sleepover. {Now with hints of crenny, creek, and one-sided stenny!}

Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentionally tries to find out Kyle's feelings for him.*Contains Minor Spoilers On Seasons 20-21*

kyman~ they are in high school. kyle and Stan are 16 and cartman and Kenny are 17. After Cartman falls and hurts his leg kyle helps him.. cartmans book, that holds all his personal information, is found and his friends must stop the other kids from reading to everyone. ~~~SURPRISE AT END~~~ enjoy :D