basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

This is a cursed fanfic. Don't target me. I think the joke originated on Twitter.. Art by @stx.png_ on Instagram. OTP 🥰💖 hashtags #5 Onceler • January 2nd, 2021

Onceler x Reader, Greedler x Reader, Jojo x Reader, Ted x Reader, ECT. I hope you enjoy these one-shots. My writing gets better as the one-shots go on. So slow updates.

Sometimes all it takes is one inconceivable choice to change the course of another person's life, the way your story begins is a prime example. Metro City... it was just that, a city named after its own hero, Metro Man. You live there as well, but not in the same way regular kids do. You were all alone. Just you, your skateboard, and several cans of paint, that was really all you needed. Every day was mostly the same, living your life as a young graffiti artist on the run, but it wasn't without reason, your inspiration for everything was centered on one individual; The blue-brained super-villain that went by the name Megamind. He was your idol, your role-model, heck, your entire world. You'd give anything to have a chance at being recognized for your work. To be in his presence, even if it was just for a few moments... But unbeknownst to you, that opportunity was fast approaching, and the events to come would change your life for the better, rather than worse. -Welcome to my second X Reader! :) Happy reading!-

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

-THIS BOOK IS MADE FOR A FRIEND AS AN INSIDE JOKE- (@theloveclub-😉)

Today is Election Day and I'm scared I'm gonna loose all of my rights so I'm making this funny story to help me feel better. Trump has the ability to transform into a fly and sneaks up on pence during the debate. After that, things get a lot more complicated than originally anticipated. Biden comes into play and things get very spicy. There are love triangles, and much more. Join the cursed side of Wattpad. "Trump often loved to come up to Pence in fly form and whisper kinky stuff in his ear"

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I GENUINELY SIMP OVER ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRED BRAIN DUMBLEDORE UGH HES SO HOT ( STFU ITS BETTER THAN SIMPING OVER A REAL MAN🤮) REMEMBER TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS TONIGHT @TheOfficialHolyWater

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek