Jing He, crown prince of the Nine Heavens, has to descend to the mortal realm to weather a human life full of vicissitudes. Each event carefully crafted by the Fate's Scribe, nothing should go wrong. Just that Qiu Ling, king of the dragon race, follows him. Incapable of watching his lover's suffering he intervenes and plunges the carefully scripted plot into chaos, resulting in a fate that none of them ever intended. A slightly humorous cultivation novel with a handsome yandere dragon, a god ready to quit his job by chapter 3 and a god-turned-mortal, who is still blissfully unaware of everything. Well, that's just how fate is.

▃▃▃▃▃ ❝𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢, 𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢! 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦!!❞ ⤷ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙤𝙟𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙪'𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 ▃▃▃▃▃𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷ 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 ⤷ 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 + 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 ⤷ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 ▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟐/𝟐𝟎/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 ⤷𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟑/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

"We can't do this." I whisper as our lips re-connect, a tingling fire surging through my body as his hands ravage unexplored lands; my innocence dissipating away with every peck he trails down my neck. "I know we can't. That's why it's so exciting." He replies through kisses. His effortless charm intoxicates me; drowning me; hunting me; devouring me. "What if my brother finds out?" The perpetuated patter of the rain unable to subdue my groan as he digs his nails deeper into my skin. "Who cares." ********** Welcome to my story, where an innocent boy finds a not so innocent boy in his bed; where they do not so innocent things. - YOP

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.

"Two different people coming together and figuring out that they are not that different is the best kind of love." All rights reserved. Copyright © 2014. latenightcoffeemugs Used to be called : The Nerd and The BadBoy CURRENTLY UNDER HEAVY EDITING!! AND CHANGES

Percy finds out that his mother is actually a wizard. Now he must go to Hogwarts and compete in the Triwizard Tournament representing camp half blood whilst trying to keep Harry safe. There's just one problem, making sure that the Wizards don't find out about the Gods. Who will win the competition? Will Percy keep his secret safe? Will the dark lord rise once more? First part released: 1st April 2015 Disclaimer: All rights go to JK Rowling and Rick Riordan.

Takes place after the Deathly Hallows and the Blood of Olympus Percy Jackson thought he could finally live a normal life. He was going to fail high school, be the captain of the swim team, spend a whole, normal year with Annabeth. Yup, not gonna happen. Harry Potter has to redo his seventh year at Hogwarts. At least he gets to be with his best friends. Then some new kid shows up and he can't help but be a little jealous. He was the grandson of Voldemort and the girls were just falling at his feet. Even Ginny and Hermione were swayed by this boy. He was a death eater, and Harry could prove it. Luckily for him, the Triwizard Tournament was right around the corner. If the death eater was chosen, it'd be fun to watch him fail. Warning : Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny did not happen yet. Second Warning : Sirius, Snape, and Dumbledore are still alive. Just a disclaimer for the whole book : All rights go to Rick Riordan and J. K. Rowling Cover courtesy of @thatgirlariadne

What if Percy, Annabeth and Thalia aren't just demigods. What if Percy's mum is a witch? What if Annabeth's Dad was a wizard? What if Thalia, though her mum is mortal, what if she is a witch? What happens when they go to Hogwarts and be friend the golden trio? Be prepared for a whole year of trouble, fun and secrets. I do not own Percy Jackson or the Heroes of Olympus. Rick Riordon does. I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does