I rly can't be bothered it's 3am and I need coffee

Chosen when a child, Lady Joselyn is trained to be a ruthless killer. She is destined to be the English king's assassin and protector. Only he and the guild master are supposed to know. It's a life and death secret that must be kept. For an assassin survival is precarious. Life is something you simply cannot take for granted because the next day is never granted. Despite her privileged upbringing, Joselyn quickly learned how to survive on her own and to never trust a soul while following the Guild without question. Upon her return to England, a murderous plot against King Cassiush is discovered. Joselyn is shocked when she finds out who the fiend is. She's even more shocked when the King proposes marriage, a lot. An assassin has never married her king before. The last one who fell in love had her tongue ripped out and was burned alive. Letting her emotions cloud her judgment, Joselynfalls for Cassius and agrees to the marriage, jeopardizing not only his life but her own. Disobeying the Guild means death. Now she must figure out how to keep them both alive and not piles of smoldering ash.

101 reasons to hate my life

Sequel to click love life. This is set in the future . Eliot and kath are married and have a large family . Baz and cray have wife's and baz has twins . Lannan has a crush on ELIOTS sister and lachy and tannar are in a deep relationship together . Read pt1 for it too make sense . DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR PLACES IN THIS STORY

THIS BOOK IS A JOKE, this book is a joke and something to laugh at (well I find my writing hilariously bad) You've heard of a love triangle but what about a never ending circle. Imagine kath ( loserfruit ) loves Marcus ( prestige ) loves cray loves bazza loves Eliot whom loves kath. And how will lanana ( lazarbeam ) react being stuck in the middle ? (In the process of editing so bare with me)

Two chickens in a world full of wolves, a metaphor obviously but it sounds catchy and did the cover. A book about the love of mother nature for one particular child: a seven year old girl called Lucy. Her only living relative doesn't care about her and is an alchaholic. She also abandoned young lucy at the age of three. What will she do when she returns? Lucy makes mother nature feel for more than plants, more than just petals. Is the cruel reality of the human life to hard for her to bear? Because she could end her 'life' by destroying the world. And everything on it.